Sunday, November 14, 2004
Big lg tour tonight
Seems right after the Outlaws lose a match they lose their intelligence. And at the rate they're going they may lose a lot more, including tour points from Austin's win last week. But before I explain all that, crypt is currently in the semis finishing off Pascal, and earlier in the tourney we had a long, 1 hour rd. 1. This pretty much due to taking a long time to receive and taking tapes, then in later rounds complaints about people. Danny complaining about his opponent watching football while playing, coming to HQ and crying, leaving, coming BACK to HQ, and doing it again before leaving. Wasted his time and everyone's attention, then JJ unhappy about crypt being in PCL and going idle for a few minutes, but rather than telling him on YM or at the table, again here we go at HQ. But then there's Austin, won the tour last week but too ignorant to read the rules for the cam tourney. He had no taskbar or timestamps this week, after taking forever to send the tape. He ended up being DQ'ed and then cussing out the admins like he's not to blame at all. So let me recap that for ya, Austin doesn't even know anything about the cam rules, joins the cam tourney, it's HIS responsibility to know them, wins, sends his tape, gets DQ'ed for something that's HIS fault, and blames it on the admins...let me quote George Carlin from one of his HBO specials..."What are you fucking stupid?" He got boxed for cussing out Tracey and Sophie, then going on YM and cussing out tracey and here's some amusement. Pasted from JJ so blame him if it's fake, and thanks GayGay :)
vudooo24: is it my cock wasnt big enough?
vudooo24: fucking stupid whorey ass
tracerzzzz: so close to banning u austin
vudooo24: people take their online "job" so fuckin serious
tracerzzzz: pathetic.
vudooo24: people need to fuckin lightin up
tracerzzzz: leave me alone
vudooo24: plz go smoke a blunt
tracerzzzz: u can play after 12-4
vudooo24: try to cheer up
vudooo24: i called sophie a whore
tracerzzzz: man yer fkn clueless
vudooo24: i called u a bitch
vudooo24: actually i got a clue
vudooo24: vudooo24: ur jus so fuckin uptight i dont understand
vudooo24: whens the last time u had sex
Sean's banned. Austin's LUCKY Trace hasn't banned him yet for being close to the most ignorant pile of garbage in MLP. I'll edit this with the cam results when they come in. Crypt whooped up on me by the way, die eddie :P
EDIT: Pita beat Eddie in the finals 2-0, in an all-NL Final.
Cubby's Week 10 Outlook
Hustlers and LuckyPool. This is just obvious, while LKP did get a 5-2 win last week, they beat break and run, not exactly the big momentum boost they may have wanted. Hustlers are gonna jump out to another half-game lead, and remember if it stays a 4-way tie it comes down to games record, so they can't just slack off if they pick up 4. They'll pick up 5, for the dumb that means they win 5-2.
HappyPool and CueKeepers and for the record, it was 2-3 CKP players being ignorant not the whole team, and 1 or 2 of them well...they may not see another match. The match is now a 7PM match, where it was 9, which still means Midnight for a lot of the players, but a lot better than 9 eastern...if HP can drag the games out they have a huge chance here, but being that it's not exactly their style, CKP wins 5-2.
NewCastle and Breakers Alley the match really doesn't matter at all, neither team can possibly reach the playoffs, now it's all about fun. NewCastle has the better players, like romper, who is pretty much the Randy Johnson of an Arizona Diamondbacks-like team. He does his job, they...don't. They'll get it done here, on an all 5-2 night.
PoolFiction and MadSkillz...beginning to like this 5-2 business. Maybe 4-3, but PoolFiction simply has a better team whether anyone would like to admit it or not. MadSkillz have the single toughest schedule over these final 4 weeks, SuperbPool COULD potentially tie them for the #4 spot in the WildCard by the end of this season because PoolFiction's gonna win either 4-3 or 5-2.
XPool and BlackSilver, XP matches are tough to call because right when you think they're gonna be god awful they come up and find a way to win. Like they did against the Smoking Cues. Now while I really want to go with XPool to win this match, BlackSilver still has something to fight for, and the poolMasters have a hell of a match. BS can possibly make it, and I think they will win this match 4-3.
SuperbPool and EZ8, EZ8 wants to keep their Atlantic lead, SP wants to try and tie MadSkillz, again later on. Haha, these matches are so fun especially this late in the season. SuperbPool knows they HAVE to be on their A+ game for this match, and that means Lady Acid may take the non-playing captain role. In these types of matches you have to go with who has actually been producing wins, EZ8 certainly has a nice team, but I think SuperbPool can pull off this upset and win 4-3.
PoolPimps and BritPool lead off Wednesday night. Ya know, BritPool ain't all that bad now are they? But then you have the Pimps against them, and they won't have paris back, in fact he's...with SuperbPool after earlier telling them never to ask him to play again. Oh well stuck now, BritPool's not gonna be able to pull this off, when you come so close against a team like PF, just because of their reputation as a powerhouse, however true or false it may be, it practically kills ya. Pimps should take advantage of this, again dragging out some of the games, and win 5-2.
PoolFighters and StraightShots perhaps you can call this match of the week, but PF isn't gonna get anything more than 4 from SS, hey they may even only get 3. PF has been a little bit like the Outlaws this season, except they've A: Lost some, and B: Haven't accused the 2 teams that beat them of AA. That and of course they're in different conferences. I want PF to lose because I really wanna clinch this division with PFN ;) but also because I'm picking them to lose to a much sharper SS team. They've picked up a few extra players who can be a huge asset to the team, JJ and Luis you've gotta believe it'll come up in this match. That in fact could be the deciding match, SS to win it 4-3.
Another chance for the Outlaws to clinch the Mountain, ElitePool takes on the PoolMasters. Now, I really wanna see the Masters win that division, just a little personal humor. But again, EP is on a roll. The Masters have been a little iffy at times this season, much more than the Elites. Depending on the team PM brings out, this could be a really great match. However...congrats Outlaws on the division because EP is likely going to win 4-3.
Break and Run against the regs, not much you can say here I mean the regs are clearly the better team. While it may be a sweep, I think BNR can pull at least 1 or 2 from the regs, but again every win counts. Regs know that, you gotta keep up with whatever everyone else does. Regs will likely win 6-1.
Now, this is where BeerBallers are in the PERFECT spot. They know they're against a league with no chance of beating them. They're also part of this 4-way tie, and they know exactly what they have to do. They're I'm sure very conscious that EP gets a 7-0 forfeit later this season, and they're gonna do whatever they can do win all 7 games. Oh, and they'll do it too. BeerBallers broom the UnitedPool team 7-0.
Week 10 Predictions
MONDAY
PH at LKP:
This is not a blockbuster match at all. You have one team that is completely stacked with stars, and the other which has a solid team. After Unitedpool's upset win over LKP a couple weeks back I think everyone no longer saw them as a threat no more. PH to win 6-1.
HP at CKP:
Here is a good match. An oldschool taken Happypool team vs a pretty solid and UNSPORTSMANLIKE Ckp team. A piece of advice, don't snooker Happypool you might get critiscized. Even with their bad behaviour I believe CKP will pull out the W in this one. CKP to win 4-3.
NC at BA:
Out of the solid teams in MLP this would be the solid match of the week. You have a solid Breakers Alley team vs a Solid Newcastle team. However, with BA's timer loss last week I think they are falling apart. NC to win this by a score of 5-2 if not 7-0 by timer. Hi Romper!
TUESDAY:
PFN at MZ
This is probably one of the two matches of the week. You have a talented Madskillz team vs a Very Talented Poolfiction team. With players like King, Jagged, Chris vs Jammy, Marty, Zame, Silent... can go on forever on both sides. Even with PFN being 9-0. I am not doing this to predict my team to win, but I believe PFN will go 9-1. Expect MZ to win 4-3.
XP at BS:
Another solid matchup this week. Blacksilver has been looking well improving on their horrible start earlier this season. Crypt has also been playing well and with new additions to their lineup, I think they have done pretty well.On the other hand you have another well shaped XP team. I have no clue what happened at the start of the season but damn XP, wtf. I expect this to be a close one but XP to come out on top with a 4-3 score.
SP at Ez8:
What a shocker! Superbpool, wow! Great job these past weeks, really improved. They have been doing extremely well. They go up against another great team this season Ez8 who has been leading their division along with SS. I think this one has the possibility to go down to the wire, but SP's magic streak will run out. Ez8 to win 5-2.
WEDNESDAY:
PLP at BP:
Another solid match to be a good one this week. A PLP team which has pretty much surprised everyone defeating MZ over the last couple of weeks against a Britpool team that surprisingly almost managed to defeat Poolfighters last week. With players like Slavko, and Skips, I think BP will be the victors in this matchup. BP to win 4-3.
PF at SS:
The second of the two matches of the week. You have a well organized and shaped Straightshots team, vs the dynamic duo and their Cosmo and Wanda friends at PF. PF I think is just too hot of a team for SS to handle which is why I choose PF to be the crowned victors in this one. PF to win 5-2.
EP vs PM:
One of the better matches this week, just not the match of the week type. Consisting in this one is, a magnificent Elitepool team which played like Pooloutlaws did in the World Series did last season breaking Pool Outlaws' 24 game winning streak, going head-to-head vs a well stacked Poolmasters team. Right now I believe EP is too hot for anyone to handle, expect them to win this one by the score of 5-2.
THURSDAY:
BNR at REG:
Not much to say about this one. Regs is just too much of a team for BNR to even contend. Yes you heard it, Moe picks a SWEEEEEEEEEEEEP! 7-0 for Regs.
BBM at UP:
Shouldn't spend much typing this, BBM a well shaped team this season really surprised everyone by moving atop their division. BBM To win this one 6-1 over
UP.
Thats all for this week. Don't be surprised if you see any upsets in the making because I have a feeling there are some in store. Tune in for more All-star coverage and updates for next week's All-star week! Good luck on the tables!
C y'all. Until Next time...
