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Hump day...3 big-profile matches tonight all at 7 pick your poison.

LPL @ PoolFiction - Well, Ruffer guaranteed an LPL win, I'm simply guaranteeing a PFN win. Why? Well, if it takes 7, Mick's money. If things get difficult, so is jeremy_doyle unless he's being bashed with a hammer in the nuts when he plays, and then he'd still probably win, LPL is gonna need big wins from Ogges, ruffer, and romper if they want to hang with the champs. What they did with playing Moe game 6 last time was...well, interesting. Maybe Moe likes to think he's game 6 material but so do I...But I know I'm not. But, it's the captain's job to make the decisions, and our job to second-guess right? I say 5-2 PFN though.

MadSkillz @ Quez - OK, something I gotta clarify. I knocked Kevin's decisions not knowing Paul was at that match. He said he didn't wanna play...you think Stud was thinking..."yeah put me in game 7 3-3 against Dan when I haven't played 1 match for you guys!"? My God. If you're at a match you'd damn well better be ready to play or kick yourself off the team. Maybe someone can give me his reason for not playing because that's pretty funny. He wanted Stud off the team when he wasn't willing to play while at the match...As Zazu says in the Lion King...Upidstay...On the upidstay...But anyways, if that's the team that Quez really are, MadSkillz wont win this 4-3, it's gonna be a 5-2 mugging. King, Champ Chris, Pete, mad_killer is 2-0 by the way, MZ 5-2. By the way Stud did leave, he left a league to join a team. Heh.

LuckyPool @ PoolFighters - Jenn so happy I'm not picking LKP because she believes I'm a jinx. Well, I am picking PF, I am picking Luis, Corey, Danny, and scotter, over the best 7 that LuckyPool has, because I do believe they're better. Long as everyone shuts their mouths, no DQs, that kind of business, on either side, and I only say that because I have a bad feeling about the match, PF could win 4-3. LuckyPool has a chance to beat em I won't argue that, BritPool and HappyPool did it last season, and neither was as good as LKP's team now. So...I'll still say 4-3 PF, but watch out.

PoolHustlers @ PoolPals - Blowout. 6-1 PH, Theike won't need to worry about blowing game 7 because...this is like major league vs. minor league...Even though the Miami University Hurricanes beat the Marlins...lmfao sucks to be you in Florida, start cheering for the D-Rays I guess. They're 2/12...They found out there's no cupcake leagues like in PLC...Poor guys...PH if you lose this, I dunno... Anyways, time for me to eat, get ready to watch pfn-lpl, maybe another match, have fun.

OK so now that's we've pretty much all had a chance to read about ignorant she-males, what happened last night? Well, not one match took 7 to decide, the worst beating was given out by the Outlaws, could they possibly have the outright lead at 2-1 at week's end? Would ElitePool's new captain get them above or below .500? BlackSilver desperate for a win, would they get it? And what will be called the jay_da_bowling_man shot strikes yet again, for the third time is as many weeks. Da da da, da da da. Now...It won't be game by game stuff because I couldn't possibly record all 3 matches, unless I did full screen record and...that makes it a pain in the ass to watch. I did take a few notes on the matches, hopefully they'll suffice.

Pool Outlaws @ SuperbPool - First up let's call...Chris. That's Big One Chris, now known as _Ground__Zero_ after this match, that's....a win. OK now MJ's turn...Nope, won that one. OK what about mvp he can't win can he? Well...OK so he can. Ooh, Dan's up. Ha, he'll just lose and say he wasn't on. Oh...wait...He won...OK so it's like...4-0 after 4? Sheesh. Well fear not SPool fans, T_Rocket would pick up a win over PO's _Poth...and then datru mastah and full blast would win, for the second time in 2 weeks, SuperbPool gets bent over, 6-1, T_Rocket their only win...Hm...all-star? With this they jump to 2-1, and have the outright lead in the Atlantic. If MZ, SS, UP< and LPL all lose, well they lead it going to next week.

ElitePool @ HappyPool - EP losing flipmode_m to the regs so kansas_elite will be filling those shoes...Game 1 HP captain ANDY_3_16 against rc_crown_royal....crown got dethroned. ucantcme against ACE340...the former an HP player, and...ucantbeatme either. 2-0 HP...EP's kl2istian_2oo5 finally eligible after being dq'ed last week, don't matter. That's another loss. OK so finally kansas is gonna have a go at it...Nope you lose too. HP up 4-0 after 4...yeah that sounds kinda familiar. WENDY for HP, where's the beef? EP sure don' have it...5-0 through 5...But UltimateHack FINALLY got an EP win, in game 6, as would wdawg26 in game 7, all for fun though because HP, when you're hot and you're hot and when you're not, you're ElitePool. 5-2 roll-over for HP.

BlackSilver @ ChampionsPool - CHP wanting to stay level with break and run, BlackSilver just...well they want a win. They didn't play like it. Mjaust against richm, formerly Tooth3215, I have no clue what that name mjaust means, but I know CHP loves him because he won, 1-0. Desperately seeking suzan for CHP, the_big_hure, that's Cameron, getting some PT, also losing, I think suzan was found. Everclear06, against BS' hero_23...anyone know that song from Footloose "I need a hero" blah blah blah, annoying song. Oh but he's a hero. Gets BS on the board, finally a non-shutout, 2-1. Dedrick27 against Fox Fire for BS, misfire. 3-1...through 4...Most of Poolfictions guys used to play here. But it wasn't over that easily, Eddie to the rescue in game 6, it's still panic time though, 3-2 CHP still leads. But after a pretty good safety game late between lvlr_c0mputer and Aaron013, the c0mputer guy clinches the W for the Champs, who were the starting league for the MLP Champs, and CHP would win 5-2, now 2-1, 11/10, BS now 0-3, 7/14. Champs have BeerBallers next week, BS with AbsoluteFinest.

HotShotz and EZ8 - Playtime kiddies...first off on our showcase we have a marvelous chrys an the mum...owner: a guy from texas named David who likes American Idol...Stop watching that stuff bad for the brain. It'd show too cuz the admin gave EZ8 the lead 1-0. it was their, first, and last because they wouldn't lose it. Time running short, speed-time again, even faster because I gotta get picks up, 2-0 when Krash_97 for HS got them on the board. Game 4, cowboy for HS on the 8, near the rail, going for bottom left...off the left rail...it falls bottom right instead and that shot has happened once each week, what is up with it? 3-1 EZ8...Oh by the way the team it happened to each week either lost or rightfully should have lost hi BeerBallers. It was all EZ8 in this one though, jeramie and dazza winners for HS, but Taz won the clincher in game 5 against sabatora_l, EZ8 with a 4-3 win much like the hammering BP gave 8BR week 1.

OK Tuesdays results will come, sometime tomorrow, because uh...haha, I can't even keep a straight face thinking or typing about it. Proof found just this morning a little while ago, given to Tracey by Neo, revealing that Blondeh14, commonly known as "Vickie" who plays for BlackSilver...Is actually a guy. A message archive recorded on cam shows a conversation about a few names taken from Neo, then "Vickie" claims to be l3oto_man or l3oti. Plenty of people already have the archives sent to them, myself included so if you can't find anyone with it, I'm usually online. Just don't bother me when I'm speedrunning through RE 4 lol. Now, in that conversation, "it" says they had to do something because boto had "the shittiest rep" and that a girl with skillz would get lots of attention. As far as I can tell the info given is legitimate, I'll of course look at it over and over again for a little while, but what does this have to do with MLP? Well, if all this causes "it" to leave, then BlackSilver is in a lot of trouble both in the tour and in matches. Blondehomo was actually a pretty effective player for BS, and how they're struggling as it is...They're gonna need to fight hard to get into the playoffs in that Mountain Division. Luckily they may not need an impressive record, being that their best competition may be the Hustlers...haha, PH, ha. Anyways, just a little public service announcement from the piss-off king :) Well...maybe that would be vickie aka l3oto man...though noone really knows how it pisses. Anyways, react. Off to play videogames for a while =\