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SO, I won't be around tonight to talk trash about how Cue Keepers have 6 players eligible and how DreamPool is going to embarass the holy hell out of Pommy! :( Instead I'll make up for it with picks for the whole week and just like jello shots at a wedding, this one's on the house.

Pool Masters @ BritPool - I had BP losing this match, when I looked through the schedule and made out my projected standings for the whole season. I'm unsure about it though. PM didn't really have an impressive win over CKP, which is to say... They're still on the level of mediocrity, and guess what?! That puts them right alongside Brit Pool now doesn't it? Not great, not crap, and as much as I really want to take the safer bet and say PM wins 5-2, I'm taking BP to win this, 4-3, and lose some match I predicted they'd win much later in the season. IF PM are to prove me wrong though, they need players not named dawndy, drew and spanky to, I dunno... Try? :)

Cue Keepers @ DreamPool - Now, as much as I want to go LOL, Pommy will inflict suckitus on the leaguez!!11! I have to look past his anti-Soxism and say that really, Cue Keepers are a better team than DP AT FULL STRENGTH... That's why CKP are such a crap-shoot each week. All you need to bank on is this: You'll play Pommy, you'll play Mick, you'll play Rob. If you beat ANY of those 3, you have a good chance at winning. If you beat TWO out of those 3, then if you lose the match you seriously took a major chokejob. Cue Keepers I think will have a good week for a change, they'll win 5-2 over a still-questionable DP team.

Lucky Shots @ Pool Legends - lol

Hot Shotz @ 8Ball Runners - I WOULD pass on a pick here too, but 8BR have sucked so hard for a league that took basically everyone whose league didn't return from the last "season" and put them on their roster. I really should call them the United Nations of Yahoo but if I did, then we'd have no name for the actual league United Nations of Yahoo over in PRO. So, we'll call them the... Majority Allied Coalition for Ypool, so while MACY has been mediocre with more talent than any two leagues combined, they'll finally get the hint and win 6-1 like they're supposed every other match.

Cheap Shotz @ Pool Fiction - CZ opponents: Pool Loverz, Blazing Cues, Hot Shotz, 8Ball Runners. Make it bo13, give me 1 or 2 other players just for the 8BR match,, and my washed-up ass could go 4-0. PFN: 8BR, HS, MLD, BNR, 3-1. The lloss was 8BR by the way, it was 4-3. The CZ win over 8BR was 4-3. Yeah, as was the Malditos win for PFN. ...PFN have actuallly played more than 1 tough opponent, they will pull even with Cheap Shotz, pop their cherry for the season, with a 5-2 vic.

Blazing Cues @ Pool Loverz - ...This is like asking me who would win a game between Oakland and San Francisco in the NFL, which of course Oakland would win so long as Aaron Backwards Pass Brooks doesn't start. Give me Pool Loverz just for the sake of picking someone, moving on...

TBA @ EZ8Pool - I know who I'm TRYING to get to replace the joke that was World Poolers, and you can thank keith for this. WHoever comes in will probably lose though to EZ8 5-2 or something to that nature.

Malditos @ Break and Run - Malditos, 6-1, BNR looked like fish out of water against PFN, this is the point where they look good, look like HEY WE HAVE A CHANCE!!! And then kinda drown in the pool of other leagues. BNR will still probably get the 5th spot and have a wildcard playoff, but remember this is 5th out of 8 when the leagues under you would be: Hot Shotz, Blazing Cues and Pool Loverz. It's like winning the National League West in MLB.