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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

What a well...interesting match?

Wow, last season LPL had only ogges, wildcard round, they lost to HappyPool. This season, wildcard, HappyPool, they win by way of the DQ. Timer Loss, DQ Win, they have not played a complete match in the post-season ever. So they come into tonight huge underdogs against the American League top seed Poolfighters.

Game 1, King Cole vs. Volts. Yes volts you can have my aimer if you ask really nicely, or you can shoot this and miss I guess? Bad idea, Coleslaw (I'm never gonna run out of nicknames for this guy)8 shots, 7 solids and the 8, what else can ya say the guy was money. PF leads 1-0

Next on the menu, Nick Star vs. beefed. Straightforward game until we have trouble for Nick, 4 balls left and he's gotta bank off the top rail into the bottom center. Little Nicky a satanic bank and run from here again there isn't much you can say they're making lpl look silly it's 2-0.

Now, Gothrockboy's up let's go Lulu right? Wrong, why don't we give Adrian a shot? Peeps vs. Sporty game 3, a bank-safety battle. 15:27 on the recording timer to...around 27:45, yeah, fairly long. Peeps has the run, he's gonna put Fighters on the hill 3-0, sporty's pissed off "adrian gets lucky a lot he sucks though" count your blessing he leaves himself almost up against the 8ball and has to cut-bank, just misses off the left lip, sporty finishes his final 2 stripes and yes sporty, the score won't be 2-0 anymore ya dolt it's the end of game 3. 2-1 LPL gonna start to rally perhaps?

Game Numero Quatro (how's that luis?) s3thsta vs. madcab, aka danny. The run break from s3thsta, the stupid miss by s3thsta, the lucky safety by s3thsta, the safety battle between them lasting all of a very few shots. Danny comes up short on a bank-safety s3thsta is only gonna run this and we're knotted up at deuces, and now we'll need to play more than 5 games to finish it looks like...damn.

So here's the game I called to end the match, game 5, Dogz89 vs. Ogges. Ogges the first, and last player to play in the timer loss taken by LPL against HP last season, now he's the 5th player here, better than being last huh? we're gonna safety for a little while, now we're gonna try and run this doggy style, but...we're gonna let ogges shoot again after a few shots. Ogges is gonna run for awhile and safety back into dogz, and dogz is gonna pull this mad insane crazy sicc safety and then ogges, let's go 3 rails with the cue MAKE the shot and call it a fluke yeah we believe ya. If he's not aimer who really gets lucky now sporty? Oh..no answer, gotcha. 3-2 and oh my LPL is gonna take the lead and need 1 game to win it.

So here we go game 6 between.....uh....well...luis gets a timer on ogges, there's only one possible player on that eligible player list around, that's vagos_tazz, who's cussing in the PF lobby and is banned in lpl or something of that nature. So....uh....right...let's wait 10 minutes. 9 minute mark Sporty asks for the timer to be removed, and why? Oh, well now about 40 seconds late ogie wants to call lpl_cs, that's great but is he even online? Well, not in the room, timer won't be removed, no the match isn't over the game is a forfeit 3-3 the score now.

Game 7 is a 5 minute battle between PF, and a timer. LPL still unable to produce an eligible player and PF wins this 4-3, officially it is our first 7-game battle of the post-season, but cmon IT WAS PF IN 5 BABY LET'S CHALK IT UP FOR CUBBY :) LPL still yet to play a full match in MLP Post-season play, and this time they time out while up 3-2. Ouch. Poolfighters advance once again to the American League Championships by way of the comeback, and they take on Poolfiction who beat them in what, 5 last season? They haven't gotten any worse either.