Friday, August 27, 2004
World Series Concluded
98 minutes long this match which ends Kayla's reign as head queen bitch of MLP :(, so this won't take long. Game 1, british pool wizard against captain kevin, he almost sounds like a superhero. Fiction has a lead-off 2-0 lead in the previous 2 matches, Jason had the soft touch all match long when it came to safeties. Kevin gets booted midway through this could be trouble as Poolfiction's all over the timer, by the way an Outlaw went on timer in all 3 matches this series now. Later in the game after 500 or so safeties ason has ball in hand, makes the shot, a little later left with the 10-14 combo, made easier by the fact the 14 is in the pocket already, then safeties again with perfect power, the man came prepared. Kevin at least able to make contact but Jason does it again, perfection with the cue (or mouse). Then Kevin sends the message "hey I can do that too" 2 rails, right, left, beautiful leave, no shot. But Jason thinks he has one, fouls and Kevin has a good chance to lead off with a W. But that game 1 belongs to Poolfiction it's their property, Kevin left behind the wizard's stripe, and fouls trying to get out. Just one stripe left a couple moments later for Jason and he makes it easily but cue's off the top rail into the 8 and it's going straight to the pocket......................and it hangs right on the edge, one tiny bit harder and that's over. So poolfiction steals it 1-0.
Game 2 hill vs. purechaos do it for Carly, hill, do it for Carly. We're a half hour into the match and Paul wants to end this one quick, he's got the run, nothing really stopping him except...a shot hit a little too hard on his final solid, and we're stuck with a bank off the right rail to the top left. This one is hit well too just misses off the left rail. Carly was almost in tears but she's OK now. Now here we are on the 8, carly's jumping up and down all excited, Poolfiction goes....1-1 the cueball follows the 8 as hill overpowers it a little. Carly is now on Yahoo! Personals looking for a date. Hill after the match still royally pissed off cussing, cussing more, warned twice, after a few too many chances he's booted, but we all know he probably came back on another name. But don't worry it's not like it'll cost the Fiction team the match...
Numbah thray between The Unleashed...I'm not typing all that and Matty...won't type all that either. Matty Ramirez looking not to touch em all like the RED SOX great (Die Yankees) but he wants to sink 'em all. But with 2 left he fouls, turn on the music and put on your rubber boots. JJ won't play so let's do it this way, by the matty made a stripe when he fouled. Matty makes 1, chris makes 2, chris makes 3, chris makes 4, chris makes 5, chris makes 6, chris makes 7, chris makes the 8 and the Outlaws a first, an early lead.
Rematch time in game 4 it's jamie-jammy. Jammy had a win robbed from him last night against Jamie, it's redemption time. After some nice strategy play on both sides that we're all used to blah blah blah I won't spend 3 lines on it. Jammy has ball in hand, tries to bring the cue off the 12 to make the other purple (4), you touched to many purples though jammy, the 4 hangs like a horse thief in Texas. I love these analogies. The one they like to call Poth now with a run-out chance. .....................................................................Oh sorry, forgot I should be explaining it. Um..yeah, Jamie gets to the 8 but needs this difficult little cut to win. Lots of uncertainty of course but Jamie "for my next trick, I shall put the Outlaws up 3-1" Oh he makes it look so easy. Outlaws yes, up 3-1 on the hill. Relax hill...your partners also lost not all your fault.
Game 5, James is ready to play game 7 if needed...No we're gonna let him close it. James off the break running marty mcfly off the table so far, until he gets down to 2, where he says "please get through" to the 13, it gets through all right, but it also misses off the bottom rail, so yes it would have reached the pocket. How many lives does Poolfiction have? Smarty McJones then at it again with a run of his own, and this one he also makes look so painfully easy, 3-2. Thou Art Defeated, King James.
Wouldn't it suck to have your first World series game come when you're down 3-2? Guerrero against Austin, guess who's the new guy? Yeah. Guererro able to hang with Austin in a safety battle though it doesn't happen often. But Austin has the 11 half in the top middle and guerrero may be able to send us to game 7 which actually if not for hill's overpower shot would've won it for Poolfiction. But no english after making the 5, no shot either. It's not an easy run but this is Austin. Stone Cold, Outlaw Austin. 2 stripes to go and the beautiful power control to come above his final stripe on the right rail, you can't coach that and there's just no substitute for perfection. Austin able to finish the Fiction team off in 6, Hill, you can argue if he didn't get so excited early and hit that 8 too hard, game 7 would've been (according to kevin in an interview done by astro) mick vs. ...Lena? I dunno someone who usually plays game 1 all season and post-season I wouldn't stick em in game 7 of the World Series Decider, especially when you know how good Mickey...Well, I dunno his last initial, is. But who cares it ended in 6. Outlaws go with only 1 loss through entire season, and the series only took 18 out of a possible 21 to decide, and the only real change is JJ leaving the team to go where he can be individually noticed. Look for bnr_xlx_propooler_xlx maybe next season. Special thanks to the ladies at GodlySPN for making me look like an absolute genius with their uh...intelligent *coughs* insight. heh, And yes, SOPHIEEEEEEEEE for being the best ump ;) you finally got your mention. Also to Kayla who put a lot of work and pissing people off and booting me 3 times into MLP this season, she better stay as admin :(( And also thanks Chris for uh...well...Leaving me hanging to do this on my own ;) And last but not least...The wonderful people at StationSoftware for actually paying me to use their aimer, your contributions are appreciated.