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...Die danny boy. OK so since 8BallElite has in fact been replaced by Madskillz, which means now dan has to go change his ez8-8be pick \:D/ but it's not like I actually agreed with the switch, I figured they would at least by given a week to redeem themselves but...1 match 0 players 1 new league I guess. So anyways here's my picks (and you really don't want me to pick you to win after last week...jesus that was horrible)

Poolfiction leads off the week against SuperbPool in Bad Times at 7:00, and I shouldn't need to say it's Monday night. Superbpool...lost to a CueKeeper team that started 2 minutes before the match. Poolfiction...made a Happypool team that started 20 minutes late look absolutely silly. The moral of this story: There is none, just some random facts. I think barring some huge mental breakdown from Poolfiction (and jammy playing lmao) Poolfiction does in fact win this 5-2, I agree with dan (don't get used to it.)

The other 7PM match is Newcastle visiting HappyPool in Don't Stop Me Now, and again I gotta side with dan and ask what in the world is going on with HappyPool. If they have another week where nobody knows what the hell is going on, they'll be out of the playoff race before the halfway point. Granted they're always good at blowing it when they get there (losing from 3-1 against PF in Season 2, and our friend mephy's brilliance from Season 3). Again I expect this shakey first few weeks to continue and Newcastle to jump right on it and win 4-3.

8:00 Break and Run in Play The Game against a team who...got played by Beerballers, XPool. Break and Run is by no stretch of the imagination full of great players you'd put on your MLP fantasy team. But, they ARE full of players who haven't gotten any worse, and quite a few new faces who I gotta say, will take this BNR team to the wildcard in the National League. Step 1: Beat Unitedpool. Step 2: Beat XPool, and that's what they'll do 4-3.

Dan's match of the night and mine too, too bad it won't be a 4-3 7 game shootout. Poolhustlers go to We Are the Champions, to face...Well who else runs their league there? Of course Elitepool. That closes out the night at 9:00, Elitepool's top 2 I'd say are probably MisterLucky (I mean...this guy gave dan one hell of a match, he's got my vote for all-star already), and kaboom, if he can find that skill that made him so dominant in PIT in earlier months and even years. Then you do have scotter who's up there with them, but then there's the Hustlers with Cory Theike Jim & Krunal to fire right back at those 3, the Hustlers probably actually win 5-2, but they still win.

Next, to start off your Tuesday, NewCoolPool, and Breakers Alley. Hi firebob how are you today? NCP has picked up a huge boost in talent this season compared to last, (which means they picked up at least a halfway decent player) in allstarcameron. They probably don't need him for this match, but I thought I'd throw it out there. The Breakers made LPL look like the USA Basketball Team this year. Not the dream team, the "got creamed team". Even though the match is in Vicki's Secret, I believe NCP will actually win one, imagine that, 5-2.

8PM leaves Smoking Cues going to Beer Lovers to take on the...BeerBallers on your doorstep. BBM will make an impact this season, oh and they'll beat the Outlaws later in the season. But for now, all they have to do is win 4 games against the smoking cues. Daru lost last week because he made a mental error while attempting his 400th safety of the game, and the understanding of the game this league has is impeccable. You will almost need to run them off the break every time you get the chance. Smoking Cues can't and won't do that, and the BeerBallers will win 5-2.

PO UP...No that's not a new catchphrase or battle cry that's the initials of the 2 leagues playing, Pool Outlaws will be in Back Somersault to take on UnitedPool at 9...as if it matters where they're playing, Rebel's Loft, Back Somersault, Pizza Hut, Burger King, dan says 5-2...add 1 on the left, subtract 1 on the right my friend, Kevin if he actually has the whole team there, will give the UnitedPoolers a big "say hello....to my little friends" speech by winning 6-1. Look at this as a little speedbump on their way to the National League championship match with BeerBallers.

Wednesday another doubleheader at 7 for ya first it's the 2 leagues that should've won...and completely blew it. LPL goes to Advanced Lounge Sporty can't play on camtasia because his cat clawed his hard drive is that our excuse for the week now? I know I know I can't get mad at them because it's not mandatory but I can say despite his uh...legitimacy, the Fighters can't choke on it twice in a row. And Luis will make that shot he missed 99.999999999 etc. % of the time. Of course Cole won't be against any banned morons named Carl, PF has to win this and they will, to make up for last week for me, 5-2.

EZ8, MZ...HUH? Who's MZ? They're called MadSkillz...Ok, welcome to replacing our friend the 8BallElites. EZ8 will be left hanging without Carl no doubt there, but hey they were too foolish to take him as captain in the first place. they probably won't repeat their win from last week and by the way that match is in You're Crazy, You're Crazy if you disagree when I say the Madskillz will have a Mad 4-3 win.

Pimps...Shots....8:00...in All Mixed Up. Spir0 Funk Riddance JJ James...do I need to really explain in depth why the Straightshots should win this 5-2 at the very least?

Black and Blue and Gold and Silver...oh, my bad, Black&Silver, yeah they're against Regul8ors in Bent Cue. dan after what I saw with the regs last week you better be training em as well as you told me you were, because if not you guys are about to lose. Robbie's OK, RAH's really good, Dan's just...out of this world. Are we forgetting Crypt of BlackSilver? CinnamonDrops? She'll help Cinnamon Drop the Regul8ors in a close one, 4-3.

Final night of week numero 2. 7:00 BritPool CueKeepers. both sides will likely be rather tired being that most of the CueKeepers are european...that means this is Midnight for them, and BritPool, Brit, Britain, Europe, get it? OK, Britpool actually has the players to win this match however, and the Cue Keepers unless they really prepare well, will lose 4-3.

Tight Rack Pool Masters...Nice little Before and After puzzle for ya. This one at 8:00 in Anything Goes. Blue83's not happy about being benched for the entire LuckyPool match oh you poor poor thing and he's been threatening actually to leave for a new league...Shame he'll miss jimvan, Luckydog, and the rest of the Poolmasters winning 5-2 over the Tight Rackers, especially if they only have 6 players...uh oh.

Your final match of the night it's LuckyPool..led by "is this on camtasia? is this on camtasia? do you have camtasia? are you playing on camtasia?" All in a span of about 15 seconds The_Big_Game except Godskill will probably be captain, against the "unbeated" HotShotz...Man I can't get over the brilliance of GodlySPN can you guys? Anyways, don't look for much to change here, the HotShotz need to bring back that aimer patrick_ska to piss off luckypool and get em DQ'ed, Luckypool probably wins this one 6-1, on the shoulders of AceMarked, Big_Game, ChristopherSoccer, and astro, and pick 2 more on your own.