Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Monday Results...tuesday's to come don't worry.
Poolfiction and Superbpool SP blowing a 3-1 lead last week to cue keepers, jammy unbeaten as a pcl Captain, fun fun. Apparently this "bob" stuff is supposed to be good luck, starts PFN off on the right foot as neme gets a win over l3ig dawg. Then ray man in game 2..SLOP TARTS! I've been waiting to say that. Miss one ball make a completely different in a completely different pocket, misses on an 8 bank though. Trick sh00t trying to win it and, well...I mentioned that 3-1 for a reason, the final ball before the 8 hangs in the pocket, tie game. Fast forward to game 5 down 3-1, here's balls, jammy calls himself to play. We all know what he's done since going undefeated in season 2, *boink* downhill. But guess what, I mentioned losing that 3-1 lead last week for a reason...little foreshadowing...I think they're cursed. Jammy actually wins a game, bout time ;). Game 6 Smarty McJones, he's a reliable win, will he beat our friend im_jamal69? Oh wait that's...im_a_Q_T69 my mistake. Doesn't matter he ties the game at 3's, so it's captain paris in flamez against...Zaimer. Saw someone on the pfn team say that, decided I'd rip it cuz it sounds good. ;) And like a lot of game 7s in the past...safety first. Got a lot of em so much in fact 2 break n run/xpool matches finished, but hey, zame finally gets a chance to win it for jammy and he doesn't disappoint, Poolfiction wins it 4-3 and here's your up to the nanosecond stats from that match.
Poolfiction's team
Captain: jammy_hure 2-0 as a captain.
xlx_n_e_m_e_xlx - 2-0
trick_sh00t - 0-1
m_4_r_k_y - 1-1
british_pool_wizard - 0-1
Jammy_Hure - 1-1
marty_mcfly1980 - 1-0
eyebrows_down - 2-0.
Poolfiction now 2-0 with a 10/4 record, both games at home.
SuperbPool and ya gotta say "superb" with an english accent, sounds better.
Captain: Paris_in_Flamez - 0-2 as a captain. Both times blowing a 3-1 lead.
xxl_l3ig_dawg_lxx - 0-1
ray_lvlan2004 - 1-0
xl_w_i_l_l_i_e_lx - 1-1
goodbye_sober_dayz - 1-1
spoolmasterjohnny - 1-1
im_A_Q_T69 - 0-2
Paris_in_Flamez - 1-1
SuperbPool now 0-2 with a 6/8 record. 0-1 home and away. Rough start but not as rough as what XPool did last season...and speaking of which...
How about that XPool team hosting Break n Run in their room after getting put to sleep by the BeerBallers, more about them later too. game 1 badalnighter against XPooler "he_gone" and...yeah, he gone off to report. Badalnighter wins game 1 they're up 1-0 imagine that. Capwhanda there's someone who has made a couple improvements looking to further show them off against dohc_turbo_power. Break and run does it again cappy puts 'em up 2-0. Speaking of the word cap...ASHCAP, onegusone...threegamethree, Ash picks up a win by the way this is where I fell asleep after being up for about 24 hours so you don't get your usual descriptions...direct all complaints to dan he's interested ;) p0ol_play4 for XPool guess he's done running his tourney over there, JayBird Blues is his opponent, he would soon be singing the blues as he allows XPool to tie this at deuces. So XPool picks up a couple, we need a hero to stop em like the song from the Footloose soundtrack, I did my homework tonight. Kellyhero delivers, makes it 3-2 by beating the weasel, then there's this brown skinned girl who I would like to think of as perhaps bnr's most improved...improves alright, clinches it in 6 against angelofmercy0, last game doesn't matter but, smakster does beat partslady, Breakers go on to win it 5-2, how that's a good start BNR. Stats look something like....this.
Break and Run
Captain: redhot_2oo3 - 2-0 as a captain...that's pretty scary
badalnighter - 2-0
capwhanda - 2-0
onegusone - 0-1
jaybird_blues - 0-1
kellyhero2003 - 2-0
brown_skinnedgirl - 1-1
smaksterdude - 1-0
BNR 2-0 with a 9/5 record in games, 1-0 home and away. Except they have the Masters next week...
XPool started 2/12 last season getting swept by the Outlaws and losing 2-5 to the regs back when they were actually good that season...
Captain: partslady29 - 0-2 as a captain.
xlx_he_gone_xlx - 0-1
dohc_turbo_power - 0-2
ASHCAP - 1-1
lxpl_p0ol_play4_lxpl - 1-0
weasel_b_pimpin - 0-1
angelofmercy0 - 0-2
partslady29 - 1-1
XPool this time 0-2 with a 4/10 record and those 2 losses...in their house. Way they're playing I don't think they're too thrilled about going to Bent Cue next week.
OK now we can go with the Newcastle match or the fun elitepooler match. Let's go to Newcastle first. HappyPool has 7 players this time can you believe it? First game bpbpurs gets to rozegrrl for a point, by the way bpb is from Newcastle so you can guess who's up 1-0. Then jacja your captain from last week shows up, you know he actually won his game last week does the same here, 1-1. Then sid_brother trying to romp romper, but romper romped him and if you can read that you deserve to know NC leads 2-1. Dragon_Knight03 is actually LordofDarkness just a new name but...not_your_kitten tells Newcastle it's not_your_night. We've got a little see-saw here 2-2 now. Kizzthiz against baby doll...according to our pattern, Baby's supposed to win but hey, kizz thiz that's what HP thinks of that pattern, 3-2 HappyPool as Baby Doll ruins our back and forth battle. Dead lvlan up now down 2-3 gotta have it against SqueakyCat...he has it. 3-3 we're tied. HP won 2 in a row so now it's NC's turn...but rpachecophoto..try pronouncing it it's hard trust me, against LovelyLisaM...the dude with the hard name wins. And HappyPool picks one up in game 7, they win 4-3.
HappyPool looks a little like the following.
rozegrrl - 0-2
jacja1964 - 2-0
ll_sid_brother_ll - 0-1
not_your_kitten69 - 1-0
kizzthiz_66 - 1-0
SqueakeyCat - 0-1
rpachecophoto - 1-0
HappyPool is 1-1, but their games record...dismal. 5/9, 0-1 away, 1-0 home. Not sure who the captains were and I don't wanna guess.
NewCastle...not to be confused with White Castle.
Their captain I assume was Dragon Knight..if so he's now 0-2 in that spot.
bpbpurs - 1-0
CHRIS431 - 0-1
xx_romper_xx - 2-0
Dragon_Knight03 - 0-2
X_x_Baby_Doll_x_X - 0-2
ur_a_dead_lvlan - 1-1
LovelyLisaM - 0-2
NewCastle is also 5/9..but 0-2. Both games are away and they're away next week too against Britpool.
So that leaves...fun fun fun fun fun fun stuff. ElitePool and PoolHustlers and if you haven't read the shoutbox lately...you missed a lot. Apparently I did too :( bummer. Thank Jack for the descriptions. Jack vs. Typical Male to start..."he should have had me, but wasnt able to finish, left himself a not so nice shot at the end, I screwed shape for the 8, but was able to safe, and ended up winning, 1-0"
Game 2..."Kaboom, not lookin like the player of old. Maybe just needs to get his wheels back under him. Somehow came away with the win after a horrid 8 ball approach by TIGHT JIM"
Game 3 don vs. deepBlue..."you can guess how that one went"
Heh, Jack trying to be all sportscenter-like for game 4. "Skratch is running, Running... RUNNING. and what does skratch do? Yep. You guessed it. He skratched. Blast runs out the open table with ease, and its now 2-2"
#5: Krunal vs. Scotter. "Krunal finds the 8 in the pocky, and has the audacity to ask for a rerack lmao." Uh...Not all that uncommon there jack but, wouldn't expect anything less from the Elites.
Game 6. "Tommy took Ren to the cleaners pretty much, leaving most ppl with their jaws dropped after a few very nice approach shots."
Mathematically inconsequential game like jennings in jeopardy..."finally, Cory, and MisterLucky.... and well, Lucky.... wasnt. Had a ball hang in the SAME pocket as last week against Dan..... history repeats itself. Cory finishes easily, and your final score boys and girls is 4-3, EP with an upset"
Great job minus the game 5 description was...horrible. ElitePool's non-EP team stats:
Captain Jack 1-1.
xxxkaboomxxx - 1-1
____DeepBlue - 0-1
JACKtheRIPPER_1 - 1-1
xlx_skratch_xlx - 1-1
xlx_scotter_xlx - 2-0
_MisterLucky_ - 0-2
mr_tommy_boy - 1-0
ElitePool, perfect .500. 1-1, 7-7, 1-1 at home.
PoolHustlers
Captain: Theike...1-1 as a captain. team not so undfeated anymore.
TIGHT_JIM - 1-1
pool_hustler_don - 1-0
Typical_Male_ - 1-1
Full_Blast - 2-0
chokshi_krunal - 1-1
l_hotandwild_l - 2-0
_Renegade_ - 0-1
Hustlahs now 1-1, 10/4 in their games, 1-0 home 0-1 away.
Special thanks to jack for the updates. Tuesday Updates later tonight.
