Monday, September 13, 2004
Upsets and Chokes and What the Hell happened?
OK so here we begin with Poolfighters and EZ8, Nick Star AKA venom welcoming us all back to the season with not just 1 ball and a miss, try all 8 of em running UNDERDOG from the break, nice way to start the season. Other results from that match professor of pool takes down Adrian (the mutant), l3illyrasta knocked off johndaschbach, Amir grabbed a win against newcomer from EZ8 jdogg, captain danny pulled a win against a rather disrespectful barroom. EZ8 captain carl_x7 tied it at 3's by beating Cole which sets us up for Luis. He takes on ez8s_dragon, and he gets the break. That's good. He's running an open table. that's good. He's gotta bank, that's scary. He makes that bank, that's good. OK moving on now, straight in on the final solid, inevitable he'll make the 8 on the next shot, and he...misses. This is Luis we're talkin here, what gives? But there's hope, dragon safeties and Luis pulls out the bank of the night. Reverse Side english into the rail and nails that 6ball this time, but fouls trying to bank the 8, dragon wins ez8 wins 4-3. Wow.
Over to Breakers Alley in Rack 'Em against LPL. Fast forward past rufferman's immensely pathetic game, it's 2-2 and Sporty's well on his way to a win. It'll be 3-2 but which way? breakers alley. Why? Sporty downs the 8. Then Sweet_dreams in a very ignorant act starts celebrating as if she actually accomplished something. Oh well 3-2 BA and then ogges, the captain comes in well he's a sure win right? WRONG he falls victim to NailzHax and all of a sudden Breakers "Rally" coming back from down 2-1 to shut em down in the final 4 games, then win 5-2. King_Vaughan beat nightauditman in game 1, reaper_house beat rizken in game 2, 8ball_pimp was the only other LPL win by beating metallica, damn anti-napster band fans, ruffer of course lost to stonecoldshooter the Breakers captain in #4, and game 7 sassy without the match on the line beats lpl pool king and it's a 5-2 W for the Breakers, congratulations on that one. So here we are 0-2.
Final match, the big one, elitepoolers and regul8ors. game 1 NineLives loses to Liquor store, skratch takes down l3am in game 2, gotta keep teaching him dan. game 3 the greatest player in the old PIT era kaboom...against a more recent powerhouse in PIT, not as much now but stoney mcbonghitter, don't see much from him in interleagues but he still has it in him. He wins, RAH takes down deep blue just like kasparov, game 5 it's robbie and jack in a hardfought safety battle, Robbie trying to keep the ball rolling and he does just that. 3-2 Regs when jack just can't keep up, oh the pressure huh captain? Well game 6 it's the jackass (donkey, scotter) and the jackass (...pita) :) Scotter, gets his Pita Hater Degree and send this to a game 7 tiebreak and I don't need to say it's dan, but against him? _Misterlucky_ and cmon let's just fast forward to the end. Dan's got ball in hand, he's gonna run these final balls, right? With all the chokes tonight? Don't count on it he gets to the 8 it reaches the pocket and if you weren't there and you're thinking the 8 hung on the edge, you're right. So MisterLucky gets well...Lucky and now he'll try and run, he gets to his final stripe and...what goes around comes around it's the circle of yahoo pool, THAT ball also hangs in the pocket and we have a winner, dan doesn't screw this up and the regul8ors in a 7th game thriller and wasting 2 and a half hours overall of our time win it 4-3 over elitepool.
Sooooo your stats from week 1 so far, starting with PF
l_vEnOm_l 1-0 (1.000)
The_Mutant 0-1 (0.00)
johndaschbach 0-1 (0.00)
MunkyzKorn 1-0 (1.000)
b_madcab_d 1-0 (1.000)
bomberkid15 0-1 (0.00)
aka_cerebro 0-1 (0.00)
EZ8 Players
underdog500 0-1 (0.00)
the_pool_professor 1-0 (1.000)
l3illyl2asta 1-0 (1.000)
jdoggraz 0-1 (0.00)
baroom18 0-1 (0.00)
Carl_x7 1-0 (1.000)
ez8s_dragon 1-0 (1.000)
LPL players
King_Vaughan 1-0 (1.000)
lpl_rizken_lpl 0-1 (0.00)
xlx_ruff_xlx 0-1 (0.00)
SPORTY_4_U o-1 (0.00)
xlx_ogges_xlx 0-1 (0.00)
the_8ball_pimp 1-0 (1.000)
xlx_lpl_pool_king_lpl_xlx 0-1 (0.00)
Breakers Alley
nightauditman 0-1 (0.00)
reaper_house2001 1-0 (1.000)
stonecoldshooter 1-0 (1.000)
Sweet_Dreams526 1-0 (1.000)
NailzHax 1-0 (1.000)
metallica0389 0-1 (0.00)
sassy_7013 1-0 (1.000)
ElitePoolers
liquor_store_world_tour 1-0 (1.000)
xlx_skratch_xlx 1-0 (1.000)
____DeepBlue 0-1 (0.00)
xxxkaboomxxx 0-1 (0.00)
JACKtheRIPPER_1 0-1 (0.00)
xlx_scotter_xlx 1-0 (1.000)
_MisterLucky_ 0-1 (0.00)
Finally, Regul8ors
NiNeLiVeS_10 0-1 (0.00)
l3ams_a_legend 0-1 (0.00)
Super_RAH 1-0 (1.000)
StOnEy_McBoNgHiTTeR420 1-0 (1.000)
SnoopRobbieRob 1-0 (1.000)
lll_painkillerz_lll 0-1 (0.00)
revolutionizingthegame 1-0 (1.000) ---13-0 in regular season play over the last 2 seasons---
Captain Stats
madcab (PF) 0-1 (0.00)
Carl_x7 (EZ8) 1-0 (1.000)
Ogges (LPL) 0-1 (0.00)
stonecoldshooter (BA) 1-0 (1.000)
Jack (EP) 0-1 (0.00)
Robbie (REG) 1-0 (1.000)