Friday, November 19, 2004
Thursday Night
Break and Run against the Regul8ors
Game 1 garret against BNR's badalnighter. Early safety battle, then after a few minutes garret tries to run out, can't get the job done. Vince now trying to do the same, 2 solids left and makes quite a neat shot to get one down, but snookers himself and he just fouls next shot. Garret attempting to finish what he started, game over. Regul8ors up 1-0.
Game 2 Tracey against Patriciamalkin. Early on Tracey gets ball in hand after patricia scratches, after the first shot though she has to safety, fast forward to a few moments later now patricia has the cue back and she wants to run 5, only gets 3. Trace after a few safeties back and forth down to her final 3, makes a simple combo, next shot does extremely well to get an easy shot on her last ball, and all that nice work results in a 2-0 Regs lead.
Game 3 l3ams a legend for the Regs against capwhanda. More safeties here early on, cap even gets a glimmer of a shot and she's going, gets a quite difficult combo, 3-5-top right, drains it. But...after her next shot, she can't do anything, back to Bam we go, after making a few shots he decides he really doesn't like this run business, so we safety and head back to cap's shot. She decides to cuebank off the bottom rail, and try to knock the 7 from the middle of the table to the top left, and JUST misses it by a hair. Now if Barry Bonds hits a home run they don't pitch to him, l3ams gonna try the safety game once more. And this time...short. Foul, capwhanda ball in hand, capwhanda nice shot to make the 7 top left and draw back, freeing up the 6ball. The fish name capwhanda puts BNR on the board it's 2-1
Game 4 Noah for regs, against evey_princess for break and run. By this time coria's getting taught how to play over in the BBM match, more on that later. Noah breaks, and leaves the table wide open for evey, who's gonna run 1....2....3....4...safety. No other shot, but it's an effective one Noah safeties right back. After a few more safeties Noah gets ball in hand with a fairly easy runout oppurtunity...misses. Evey first shot: 11-12-15 top right combination....But it was really close to the pocket but let's have a round of applause anyways. She stops her run and makes another effective safety, this one resulting in a foul. evey makes one, down to one more, cross table shot from the top of the table to bottom left, too much green to cover. Noah gets rid of his solids now, but not very confident about his cutting abilities. Safety back to evey, trying to cuebank (like redhot's outstanding bank last season, which some may remember vividly). Can't fye a bucket, so now Noah with a much easier shot on 8, miss. Evey, to tie it up, 2 shots 2 balls 2-2 oh baby.
Game 5 Super RAH against kellyhero, the admin's choices for all-stars duking it out. This is 20+ minutes and boring I'm fast forwarding. Late in the game kelly has a table she thinks she can run, but can't. Kelly gets the ball after a decent safety from rah, and makes a neat shot on the 6, could Break and Run lead this match 3-2? Nope. Kelly's forced to safety, and RAH shall do the same, except better. Stuck with either a cuebank or safety attempt on his final ball, which is against the right-hand rail, off the bottom, easy money. One more safety, kelly avoids the foul but Rah goes on to win it, Regs lead 3-2.
Game 6 ANACONDA_PYTHON against that redhot guy from bnr. Middle of the game after a few safeties and misses, redhot's gonna try to run. Cleatrs the table pretty well (you can go ahead and say bang if you'd like) And really, if he uses the right english, this could be 3-3, but he didn't even make his 6 in the bottom middle, had the wrong spin anyways, and the Python strikes. 5 balls in 5 shots Regs clinch the win 4-2.
Game 7 Dan now against brown_skinnedgirl. We're gonna be another 20 minutes here, Dan wants to shorten that with a run, but won't be successful. Skip ahead to the ending because I wanna, Dan tries to make a cery thin cut, does so but scratches too. Brownie with ball in hand, 1 ball and the 8, she's gonna win right? Nope. Can't leave herself with any clean shots, so she tries to bank the 8 rom bottom to top middle, for the upset (at least beating Dan the upset) nope, no can do. Dan doesn't repeat any mistakes this time around, and the Regs win this by a final of 5-2.
BeerBallers-UnitedPool. ]
Game 1 Kenny against Ketan. Um...dude...this looks like a run...he's slamming the balls everywhere but the end result is....yes it is in fact a run. "Some bangers get lucky that way" Strike 1 kids...UP up 1-0
Game 2 gooner and c0rrupter (BBM's Scott). Flash to the end, Scott tries to safety, can't quite do it but he catches a break, gooner can't control the ball too well. That would lead to a miss on his next shot on his final solid, and in the end, Scott finishes his final 5 plus the 8, 1-1.
Game 3 leics_guy for United, and here comes Daru. But here's the good news, after a few misses and a safety or 2, Daru decides hey I have an open table, run time! Daru strings together a nice run, and he finishes before the next lunar eclipse well done. 2-1 BBM
Game 4 blondie (UnitedPool's blondie, not the usual one) against Clogz, the admin choice. And here blondie, could, go, all, the, wayyyyyyyyyyyyy just to miss the 8 because she has absolutely no angle on it. Clogz then just does his thing, BeerBallers have taken 3 straight it's 3-1.
Game 5 Coria, got away with obvious accusations against LuckyPool a few weeks ago on AceAussie, and he wasn't even playing. Now he's against UP's admin choice all-star mag_1c...and oh oh, it's mag_1c. Tim safeties, mag1c almost nails the 8 in, Tim safeties again, she fouls. Tim safeties one more time and mag1c's watching and she's like "OK prick you're gonna die now" no she didn't say that but let's go shot by shot. 1: Bank the orange stripe bottom-top middle. 2: 9-ball bottom right straight in. 3: Shoots for a bank on the purple stripe bottom-top middle, misses but does get a lucky pot with backspin, hitting a 5-12 combo, both balls were on the right rail, top right. 4: Pink stripe top left, barely leaving another shot. 5: Final stripe (green) top right, no english, stuck with a cuebank. 6: The 8 is right in front of the bottom middle pocket, and she cuebanks from the top rail, to the bottom middle. What's that dumbass word Tim used when Felipe won the regular jump? "Ownage"? Watch what happens when he gets run. He leaves, pissed off. Comes back, says he wants to get "its" name, gets corrected (because I felt like giving him the doubt, but I was only watching, bummer) but still says "its" name. Throughout the entire next game he pussies around, saying he should've asked for cam, blah blah blah, and here's the fun part. She said she plays on cam =) whether or not she recorded this game I don't know, but come on Tim...think about it. What reason in shit does she have to aimer you? Sucks that Jeff's a bright enough admin to catch you this time. So now that you've been boxed for 7 days you can stop being a pussy and just come out and say it Timmy, I leave the comments box open for ya. 3-2 BBM still leads by the way, moving right along. and by the way, I'm assmuing that other dumbass taunting on the african_american_pooler name was ReallyBigAssNegro like he said, and for that matter he can shut the hell up too. I regret naming him an equal to scotter.
Game 6 Between Mustangheart and MJ. MJ in trouble throughout most of this game, and by the way the 8 is hanging in thr bottom middle, let the race begin. There's a red stripe next to that 8, Mustang tries to hit it in, won't do anything of the sort, and MJ takes his final solid, and the 8, BBM clinches 4-2.
Game 7 It's PyroPenguin against Pascal. She gives Pascal ball in hand late in the game, and...you lose. Pascal runs the rest of the table nicely, drains the 8, BeerBallers win it 5-2, they again tie for the lead in the NL Pacific, and right after the all-star break, mark the calendars kids. Tuesday, November 30th, 9:00, Beer Lovers, Regul8ors and BeerBall Masters.
