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Monday, March 21, 2005

Big League Tour

Late as always but hey, I had lies to sort through, points to count, laziness to fulfill, I mean, if I didn't tend to my real life I could've died, or worse - never been able to play a game of Y! Pool again! Oh the horror and dread and worry and dread...Enough Wade from Garfield and Friends. Showtime.

And we always start it off with the regular jump, basically the women's college tourney of it all because...It's usually not as good and only half the people give much of a hoot, and we'll focus on the regul8ors. Why? Well they have dominated the tourneys...Just...Not from a points standpoint. 112 points, 3 tourney wins, they're basically over .500 in the tourneys won per weeks played category. And who do we watch? Well he opened against the Hustlers it's freeshot. In order he knocks out, without a Bye, lager drinking freak of HS, who recently switched from BBM, BNR's badalnighter, PM's BeautifulLiar, CKP's jay dee497, Outlaw Austin, and ChampsPool's lethaled before reaching the final...yes a Champ got to the semis and now I'll call a time out. CHP I think is the most underrated league in MLP.They're 3-1, their only loss coming to BBM and 1 to EZ8 which doesn't count, and they're capable of 4-1 whenever they make that match with BE up. They're actually #1 in the Pacific at 3-1 with the Regs and PF both 3-2, yet you don't see people talking much about them. This is a team that served BlackSilver a 5-2, took down HotShotz who I think are just as good if not just a tiny bit less, and they 5-0ed Breakers Alley, I mean, they are really hot right now. They haven't had those big huge matches with PF, Regs, and AF yet, but perhaps they can maybe squeak out a win against one of them, and hey what a story it would be, though a bit of a long shot, if CHP won the Pac-8, they've got nothing to lose, everything to prove, this really is a nice team and maybe the best team that nobody talks about right now. Back to what matters though, Freeshot's opponent in the Finals? PM's damn_balls_r_killin_me. Got there by beating WA's Too Much, Absolute Finest derek, BearsRU of BE, teammate mo_le_, BeerBaller Evil_Walks who later was discovered to be horribly ineligible in BBM anyways, but capped off his loss by booting everyone except Judy and myself...I'm so loved. The temper tantrum got him in the box until the Final Four in St. Louis, that's 14 days. Also 5 days in BBM for those who care. So the finals, a Regul8or and a PM...PM has the lead in the Tour WITHOUT a Tournament victory first time I believe that's happened after 5 weeks in any season, but...PM's not that good anymore they got a tourney win to go along with all those points, they rake in 33 tonight, 164 points...Means PF would need a HUGE night and frankly they're the only ones who were any good aside from PM as a whole.

In the cam jump, CoolCalmChris is the #1 seed, you may recall he won the cam jump week 1, oh did he have a fun time in this one. Luis round 2, PM's Crazy Que round 3, Joe of PFN round 4, PoolFighter Eskim0s lost in round 4...What's new? And then there's this Corey guy in the Final he has to put up with. How'd Corey reach? Well it helps to be the #2 seed in one of these bad boys, he beat new Regul8or npm_james, former PF Trouble4Some now of course with 8BR, now former outlaw MJ Tha King who has now left a big-time PO team to captain BeerBallers, to hopefully get them as cool and calm as they have been in other interleagues where MJ is in charge, then...We need a PM going deep because we all miss Lucky...It's ehkohz taking over!!!! ...But she lost to Corey of course. In the Finals, it was a see-saw Final, Corey took game 1 but Chris tied it all up, and Crey was just better in the decider. PoolFighters now tie with Regs for most tourney wins so far with their 3rd, and how fitting their Captain does it? By the way I said PF needed a big night to keep up with PM...Is 40 POINTS...Yes I say again FORTY points big enough? They did have 9 by my stupid error but 2 of them did have 0, there may be some kind of penalty, I don't really know, but they ain't taking Corey's big 15 points away, nuh-uh. Chris' Outlaws as a whole take in BlackJack for points, a nice 21...they're still under the century mark. Black & Silver remember when they led this thing? 9 points, but still many weeks to come, and we all know but I'll say it anyways...BlackSilver can heat up fast. ElitePoolers dead last in the standings even behind Bearskins...ouch...And they've had a head-start on the new guys, Elites only got 3...Still in single digits they're the only team...They equal BE's 2 vs. 2 points. Bearskins for the curious doin' OK, 29 total points, not too bad for a smaller league like that, especially with the late start they've had. Sorry about the lack of bolding and all that, just that laziness factor again -_-

Hey by the way something Luis would shine a bright light upon and issue a medal for: BNR's kellyhero got Yahooed pretty bad against BP's Banditrider, and bandit tapped to her while she was on the 8, knowing full well it was pretty much ball-game. And so I ask ye, where for art thou sportsman in hither?