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Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Tuesday Night

Poolhustlers stuck in a 3-3 situation...If Theike didn't play game 7, who did? You may be surprised. LuckyPool with ANOTHER 5-2 match, did they win or lose this one? And on the week of PFN Captain Mick's birthday, he played game 7, against a really good team, lost, but PFN won? Wait...And it wasn't even a match? I'll just say something's not right here.

PoolFiction @ DreamPool - DreamPool and PFN, exactly identical records...lol that ain't gonna last long. Game 1 a7x_mark against Shayne93, his first game back after being flagged for ineligibility 2 weeks ago, about 5 minutes before a ball is potted, yeah, long safety battle. Down to 3 stripes, Mark passes up the somewhat difficult combo, gets zilcho on the leave, and now we're goin back to basics. Later on after Mark undershot on another safety attempt, Shayne goin to work...Except he oughtta be fired. Gets to the 8, uses what seems like just enough power to pot the ball, and uh...well it rattled. So, no good. mark goes on to win, 1-0 PFN. New game same stuff, Except after a few minutes, DP's Siccnasty with the miss, and PoolFiction has this guy you may have heard of him, his name's british_pool_wizard...And he means business, there were 8 balls potted all game, Jase was stripes, and the only balls left? Solids. Yeah, 6 stripes on this trip, plus the 8, and you got yourself a 2-0 PFN lead. Next up on the menu, you got a guy who goes into a match, involved or not, without a care...(DP's bokey_hata) and a kid who just hates people running their mouths...Yeah that's me, hello there won't you be my neighbor? There would be 1 ball potted, all game, by me. Between the both of us, 1 ball, all safeties after that. So who won? Me, by timer, way to win, I'm so good. 3-0 PFN I don't wanna spoil myself, ump by the way using that rounding minutes crap, bokey didn't return though. Jammy against impressive_tyrant, it's 3-0...Now DP has been here before...and they won. Yeah, pfft, against BritPool. First 4 balls were tyrant's stripes, misses about the same combo Mark passed up earlier, and jammy...criticized for shot selection last week...he'll get some criticism this week too, something like..."NICE SHOOTING". 8 balls, 8 shots, that equals a win in 99.999% of instances. PFN up 4-0, match over, that's when I got bored and watched PM-PH. But while I wasn't looking, _soapbox_, yeah he won. Jeremy_Doyle2002, he's good too y'know, and he won...it's like...6-0 here what happened I thought these guys were division co-leaders, err...former, co-leaders. Game 7, the Birthday Boy against Super_Mario_64_, Mick to the 8, it's a fairly long shot... oi. Missed. MICK THAT COULD'VE BEEN 3-3 YOU FOOL! :( Lucky guy, but Super Mario finishes easily, gives the jolly old fella his first loss of the season, Mick said later his long shots lately weren't going...Practice, practice. Despite the choke, PoolFiction smokes, dominates, slaps, spanks, whips, houses, wait haven't I used most of these words before? OK, well they just win huge let's just... Try to be nice for a moment, and they get the outright lead in the Central, and now are outright the best team in the AL...What's new? DreamPool 3-1, 15/13, they were 14/7. OK I'll stop picking on 'em, because something else happened. In jack.boss' game, you know he's got uh...issues lately, probably don't wanna piss him off, former EP captain FLIPMODE_M told him to stick to play-money poker...Truth is, he plays for real money. Recap: Jack plays for DP, FLIP for Regs, the match is PFN-DP...That means uh...Shut up? Admins met tonight, stupid me forgot to have them talk about this issue, next time, I'll do what I can to make sure it's at least mentioned, people need to stop causing trouble when they're not in a match. I'm trying to be nice, so let me recommend asking Denis Leary his opinion of fat people, you'll get my opinion of people like the above-mentioned.

PoolHustlers @ PoolMasters - Apparently an all-run beginning. Theike YM'ed me earlier during PFN-DP saying he had 11 players...Well it's 3-3 in game 7, and those extra must have left or something. =\ l_hotandwild_l playing game 7...Guy's played like 2 games this millennium. He would be against CRAZY_QUE, I was paying slightly more attention to college hoops, come on it's Championship Week do ya blame me? But...Cory lost, CRAZY won, when Theike gets on I'll ask why exactly Cory played...when he's been around pool lately less than the amount of time Leon was a cop in Raccoon City, that's a grand total, depending on how good you are at Resident Evil 2, of about 2-3 hours, if you're as great as me =) PM wins 4-3, PH's game 7 woes just continue...Luckydog didn't play, PM unwilling to release him HOWEVER, that admin meeting unlike some interleagues, actually came out with great news. A new rule allowing players whose captains will not release them because, well we all know PM just loves Luckydog so much, well...This rule states that if a captain is unwilling to release a player who has permission from an admin and other captain, well there will be a 2-week period where they cannot play MLP events AT ALL, then they can switch freely. Masters of course, according to Luckydog, not happy with him because of this new league he's involved with, myleague.com/PoolLegends, cya next season, guys check it out. Lucky says he's not worried about the 2-week waiting period, because hey, his girlfriend's visiting for spring break this weekend anyways. If you're gonna miss the tour, may as well make it worth it. Therefore I gotta pick on someone else who goes deep in the cam jump.

LuckyPool @ PoolPimps - LuckyPool going into this match, 5-2 results, 3 matches, 2 wins, actually 1, because they have agreed after some convincing to play EZ8's replacement league...Drumroll please....Bearskin Eightballers. Yep, well-run, well-behaved, no history of causing a ton of ignorant trouble, don't you wish all leagues were that nice? By the way they were season 2 sportsmanship award winners...and they don't brag about it because...that's not what good sports do. Now, back to this match, jaggedneedle started it all off, with a win over Germz69, then Lucky_Snake beat lvlr_ce0...2-0 LuckyPool. Game 3? g0dly_adam beats LKP's Sticky_Green but whoa hold the phone, g0dly_adam not found in PLP, later when his name was changed...it was found he was unranked so he's DQed on 2 fronts, 3-0 LuckyPool. Bassist_4life finally got a legitimate win, something BeerBallers are looking to do this week, but #1 in LuckyPool xllx_owner_xllx, #1 in LKP's hearts and mine, BEAT THE YANKEE CHIC! And it also clinched the win. They would later go on to win 5-2, Jenn lost, Big_Game won, so did UConn. Another 5-2 for LuckyPool, except they remain 2-1 until they play Bearskins, that's assuming this whole issue with them coming back to MLP is finalized. Pimps have not had a winning or losing streak yet. Naturally, simple arithmetic tells you they're 2-2.

Also, SuperbPool's jivemaster: GO TARHEELS! :D